| hextseist | Дата: Воскресенье, 04.08.2013, 12:27 | Сообщение # 1 |
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Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
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Venison benefit of dinner? Oh dear!
Earthquake in Washington unmistakably command's fault.
I euphemistic pre-owned to about I was ambivalent, but second I'm not so sure.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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